Last Thursday I had my wisdom teeth out. They used conscious sedation for the procedure – essentially I was very, very drunk (slash high?) through the whole thing. I could follow directions at the time, and I was responsive, but I mostly just laid there and listened to my iPod, and I remember very little of what happened. However, when I sobered up, I checked my phone to find the following text conversation had taken place. I don’t remember a word of it.
Me: Love you
Finn: Love you more
[Doctor inserts the IV]
Me: Im fryeeling so drunk whoa wow thus syff
Finn: Um should you be texting?
Me: I am all connectr to wires andvnoy scared
Finn: Breathe!! You will be fine
Me: Not scared
Finn: Not scared! Oh! Excellent!
Me: They can do ehatevverbr they want
Me: Texing is so hard
Finn: You’re doing it well!
Finn: Whatcha thinking about?
Me: The lives that the trees have
Finn: That’s deep stuff, why aren’t they doing anything yet?
Me: I love yuiiu
Me: Has tonn dink in
Me: My yonhueb is huge
Finn: Take a nap
Me: Gonna rest wishbyiu were here
Finn: Me too I hate those fuckers [They hadn’t let Finn come into the room with me, and she was not happy]
Me: I am just being borin I’m numb and dozing and tring not to tell secrets